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Pursuit of Happiness

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12 The Most Beautiful Girl (In The R

nobody@vox.com(LaidOutInLavender) — Wed, 28 May 2008 09:23:14 -0700

Looking at the room, I can tell that you. Are the most beautiful girl in the...room. (In the whole wide room). And when you're on the street, depending on the street. I bet you are definitely in the top 3. Good lookin girls on the street. (Depending on the streets). And when I saw you at my man's place. I thought...what, is she, doing...at my man's place. How did he get a hottie like that to a party like this? Good one, Dave. (Ooh, you're a LEGEND, Dave). I asked Dave if he's going to move on you. He's not sure. "Dave, do you mind if I do?" He says he doesn't mind. But I can tell he kind of minds. But I'm going to do it anyway. I see you standing all alone by the stereo. I dim the lights down very low. You're so beautiful. You could be a waitress. You're so beautiful. You could be a air hostess in the 60s. You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model. But then I seal the deal, I do my moves. I do my dance moves. Lets travel through, just me and you. As other dudes around you on the dance floor. I draw you near, lets get out of here. Lets get in a cab. I'll buy you a kabob. I can't believe. I'm sharing a kabob. With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabob. Oh, why don't we leave? Lets go to my house. We can feel each other up on the couch. Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow. Cause you're so beautiful... Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute. You're so beautiful. You could be a part time model. But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job. A part time model. Spend part of your time modeling. And part of your time next to me. My place is usually a bit tidier than this.

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13 Business Time

nobody@vox.com(LaidOutInLavender) — Wed, 28 May 2008 09:25:05 -0700

Aww yeah That�s right baby. Girl, tonight we�re gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? �Cause it�s Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night�s the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. �Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There�s nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect. You lean in close and say something sexy like, �I might go to bed I�ve got work in the morning.� I know what you�re trying to say baby. You�re trying to say, �Oh, yeah. It�s business time. It�s business time.� It�s business. It�s business time. That�s what you�re trying to say you�re trying to say let�s get down to business it�s business time. It�s business. It�s business time. Next thing you know we�re in the bathroom brushing our teeth. That�s all part of it, that�s foreplay. Then you go sort out the recycling. That�s not part of it but it�s still very important. Then we�re in the bedroom. You�re wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work. And it�s never looked better on you. Oh, team building exercise �99. Oh, you don�t know what you�re doing to me. I remove my jeans but trip over them �cause I still got my shoes on. But I turn it into a sexy dance. Next thing you know I�m down to just my socks and you know when I�m down to just my socks what time it is�it�s time for business. It�s business time. It�s business. It�s business time. You know when I�m down to just my socks it�s time for business that�s why they call it business socks. It�s business. It�s business time. Oh. Ooh, makin� love. Makin� love for two. Makin� love for two minutes. When it�s with me you only need two minutes, �cause I�m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. You say something like, �Is that it?� I know what you�re trying to say. You�re trying to say, �Aww yeah, that�s it.� Then you tell me you want some more. Well I�m not surprised. But I�m quite sleepy. It�s business. It�s business time. Business hours are over. Right, right. It�s business. It�s business time.

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